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Dramatis Personae.
William Topsy Morris (an
upholsterer & author
of the
Earthly Paradise.)
Wardle (his Manager.)
Mrs Madeline
Wardle.
First Young Wardle
Second Young Wardle
Third Young
Wardle
A Grocer
A Pharmaceutical Chemist
First Cabman
Second Cabman
Edward Burne Jones (a Man of Genius)
Stennett (a
carpenter and
undertaker)
Ford Madox Brown (a historical
painter)
Emma (his Wife.)
Mrs. Guppy (a Medium.)
The Ghost of
Warington Taylor
The Ghost of Topsy
The Ghost of
Percy Bysshe Shelley
Scene—London.
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Scene I
On one side an upholsterer's
shop, with the name “Morris
and Co.” over the door:
on the other side a Grocer's
shop.
Enter First Young Wardle, carrying
a roll of parchment: he goes
into the upholsterer's shop.
1st Y.W. O Papa, I've fetched
the deed of partnership
which
Mr Morris sent to be copied.
Wardle (
from within) Give it
here,
my boy.
Enter Second Young Wardle:
he goes into the grocer's shop.
2nd Y.W. If you please, my
Mamma wants a pound
of
your best Coffee.
Grocer (from within) Yes, Sir.
Scene closes, as Third
Young
Wardle is seen going towards
a chemist's shop in the distance.
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Scene II
St James's Hall
Topsy is discovered lecturing on
Architectural Restoration
Top. (reads.) ”Our forefathers had
thus
reared for us, with super-
human labour, temples worthy
of Christian worship,—nay,
almost worthy in themselves
of
that some portion of that homage
which the worshippers“—
(aside through his teeth)— ”I can't
have really
ever have written rot like this!“—
turns the pages to skip, but finding
he cannot, goes
on:
)— ”which
the worshippers bestowed
on
that Power which
[?] alone
could have inspired
such
mighty achievements.“—
(
aside as before, ”I knew that
damned Ned had
stuck it in!—
goes on
:)—Little could
those
great yet humble ones have
dreamed that a too
puffed-up
posterity—“ (
scratches the
seat of his trousers, and looks
uneasily at the curtains behind
him
:) —”would have devoted
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all their efforts only to the
defacement of
the noble
structures bequeathed to
their keeping by godlike
minds
and hands.“(
aside through
the
curtain,— ”I say, Ned,
damn you!“
)
E. Burne Jones (from behind
cur-
tain
:) I didn't do it, Top—
you wrote it yourself. It's
very bad, but go on or the
audience
will hiss.
(Topsy goes on, lurching a
good deal, and at last
concludes amid great
applause : he leaves and
goes behind curtain.)
Top: I say, Ned, mustn't they
just be fools? I'll
pay
you out another time, but
I must get down to the Wardles,
as I said I'd take tea there.
E. Burne Jones. They always take
coffee.
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Top. O do they? Will you come?
E. Burne Jones. No thank you.
I say, Top, one of the
workmen
has chalked a large T
on your back.
Top. Well, damn you, why don't
you rub it out?
(They have now reached the
door, and E Burne Jones bolts
down the street.)
Scene III
A Private Apartment. Wardle
and Madeline seated at
a
table with cups saucers etc.
Madeline. Is the deed signed?
Wardle. Yes.
A crash without. Enter Topsy.
Top. I say, I'm very sorry, but
I was laying down my
hat
on a chair outside, and
somehow my hand went through it.
Madeline. O pray don't mention it,
Mr Morris, it's of
no consequence.
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Top. (
to Wardle.) I say, old chap,
Ned told me just now that
some one had chalked a
T on my back.
(
tries to see it.)
Do you see it?
Wardle No, of course.
Top. Blow that Ned! (
aside,
through his
teeth:) I should
like
to tread his guts out.
Wardle. He hasn't got any.
Top. O I say, talk about guts,
— what's
become of mine?
(He stands up, and taking
the quartern loaf from
the
table, stuffs it into the
waistband of his trousers to
show
his thinness[?] how much
room there is, — then pulls
it out again and puts it
back on the plate.) There,
now just you
mind you don't
call me fat any more.
Wardle. I never did,— I
always thought you
a
fine figure.
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Madeline. Mr. Morris, you're
letting your coffee get
cold.
George dear, hand the cup.
Top (
taking cup from Wardle.)
All right, old chap. (
drinks.)
Hullo! How can I
have the
gripes now that I've got no
belly? Hullo! Blow! (
dies.)
Scene IV
(
Same as in Scene I)
(Wardle places a ladder
against
the upholsterer's
shop—and mounting it,
erases the name
of
Morris
& substitutes
Wardle & Co.)
First Cabman (passing) Hi! Who's
the Co.?
Second Cabman (passing)
Why,
Coffee,
in course.
(
Topsy is carried out on a
stretcher,
while
Stennett
is seen passing
? at the head
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of a funeral; he stops and gazes
intently.
Old Brown
goes by
on the top of an omnibus, and
turning around, stares in
stupe
-faction at the altered name
over the door.)
Emma (from within the omnibus.)
Did you see that, Ford?
Old B. Yes, Emma. (
he raises
his eyes
and his hands to heaven
.
(The Ghost of Warington Taylor
is heard rapping at a Medium's
door.)
Scene V
The Medium's House
(Mrs Guppy seated at a
table of
Victorian design,
with ghosts and others.
(Enter the Ghost of
Warington
Taylor.)
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Ghost of Taylor. Topsy you fool,
come along, here's a
chance
for you. Split on 'em through
that table, & let
'em catch
it as they deserve.
Ghost of Topsy. Get out, it's
beastly rot. Do you
think
I'm going to believe in bogies
merely because I'm one
myself?
And besides, you don't suppose,
you idiot, that I'd talk
through
a blowed table of such a damned
shape as that! (
Indulges in
language after his kind.
)
Mrs Guppy. That is the very
lowest class of spirit of
which
I ever had experience. May
not the essence of such
misused humanity rank
even below the soulless
beasts that
perish?—
Who shall say? Well,
he is gone, my
friends,—
I dread to think whither.
(
She
turns to the table)
Shelley, are you there ?
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Ghost of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
Hi diddle diddle
The cat & the fiddle —
Mrs Guppy. Hush, my friends,
now indeed we shall hear
something.
(
Curtain)